Don't do this.

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05/15/2020 at 15:20 • Filed to: None

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Core your damn apples you animals!


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > CalzoneGolem
05/15/2020 at 15:24

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Ha. Did your box get there?


Kinja'd!!! user314 > CalzoneGolem
05/15/2020 at 15:27

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Right? Aren’t apple seeds poisonous (in large enough quantities, anyway)?


Kinja'd!!! facw > CalzoneGolem
05/15/2020 at 15:29

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I mean I would have, but if they are just going to get blended anyway, maybe it’s not a problem? Apple seeds produce cyanide when eaten, but I think not enough to do you harm?


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > user314
05/15/2020 at 15:37

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A little cyanide never hurt anyone!


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > smobgirl
05/15/2020 at 15:44

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We have a decent amount of cyanide out here in our desert soils. Never drink from a clear stream out in the desert.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > user314
05/15/2020 at 15:45

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You could say that about lots of things, though -  10 grams of caffeine is lethal. 


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Noodles
05/15/2020 at 15:55

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Yup it did! I put packages in  quarantine  for 3 days. It is enter day 2 now lol.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > facw
05/15/2020 at 15:58

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They peeled and chopped the ends off the carrot and the apple they’re like “F uck it! C hop that shit in half!”

It doesn’t make sense.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > user314
05/15/2020 at 15:59

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It’s not dangerous just why? It’s sure to not blend up and you’ll end up with core chu nks


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > smobgirl
05/15/2020 at 15:59

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You’re not throwing it hard enough.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > ranwhenparked
05/15/2020 at 16:18

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Pfft, lightweights. 


Kinja'd!!! Michael > CalzoneGolem
05/15/2020 at 16:22

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Also don’t get pregnancy brain and leave a spoon in there

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Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Michael
05/15/2020 at 16:50

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That's not gone well.


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > CalzoneGolem
05/15/2020 at 17:50

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Cool


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CalzoneGolem
05/15/2020 at 18:21

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Kinja'd!!! Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Michael
05/15/2020 at 18:34

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Will it blend??

The answer is, no. No it will not blend.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > CalzoneGolem
05/15/2020 at 23:06

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We have a Ninja. Got it as a wedding present. I have but one question:

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNS A SQUARE BLENDER?

It’s really good at throwing whatever you're trying to blend into the corners where it gets stuck until you shut it off, scrape everything back into the center and turn it back on again only for everything you're trying to blend to just get thrown into the corners yet again. It's almost worthless.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Tristan
05/17/2020 at 08:18

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That doesn't sound ideal.